Online Order

Your favorite food is just a click away

Ordering your favorite dishes from our restaurant is now even easier with our online ordering system. It's user-friendly and allows you to customize your order and track its progress from the comfort of your own home.



To taste is to enjoy

Our catering menu features a variety of dishes, expertly crafted by our team of skilled chefs, that are sure to leave a lasting impression on your guests and make your event a success.


About Us

The Low Down

The crimes committed here aren’t only of the pun variety—the name plays on both the menu’s bun-and-beef offerings as well as the space’s former tenant, the offices of felonious bankers Marcus Garfunkel and Max Tauster.

The brainchild of Tim Gashi (Rocky Slims) and Val Gjekaj (Arte) the burger joint features a menu with jaw-testing creations such as the Lower East Sider, a six-ounce patty topped with pastrami, Gruyère cheese and Brooklyn Brine pickles on a toasted rye roll.

After a meat-sweats–inducing meal, diners can access the restaurant’s sister speakeasy, Garfunkel’s, via a working bank-vault door for grub-soaking cocktails. 

(adopted from TimeOut NY)

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    burger creations
    Our Menu
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    Don't Miss Out

    on our delicious food
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    Flavorful Cocktails

    crafted to perfection


We look forward to seeing you

Reservations are recommended at our restaurant to ensure a table is available for your party. Advance booking is encouraged.




67 Clinton St
New York, NY


Mon, Tue, Wed, Thur
4:00 PM - 12:00 AM
Fri, Sat
12:00 PM - 2:00 AM
12:00 PM - 11:00 PM